imperfectcas:

captainlucifer:

internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

john to dean winchester

(via ofhuntersandmen)

troylermellet:

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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oh good god i fucked up

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(via deansnoggingcasinthetardis)

(via dutchster)

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

(via erenjaegerscock)

tara-ka-sha:

Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II

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(via nerdycommunity)

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via techno-toast)

gradientlair:

Obviously she’s Wonder Woman. I mean, look at this pose alone. 

gradientlair:

Obviously she’s Wonder Woman. I mean, look at this pose alone. 

(via faalst-sokink)